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 congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything. You must be so proud
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I am a Scorpio.
(Also known as "Scorpion")
My Horroscope starts like this: " Scorpios are highly dangerous, even at a distance. They cheat and lie, live for intrigue, and take pleasure in destroying. " (Read more | Find yours)
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My Inner Hero - Rogue!

It's a good thing I use my powers for good and not evil, because quite frankly, I could get away with murder. I'm clever, tricky, and charming. I know how to make you laugh with one hand and pick your pocket with the other. Not that I'd ever DO that, of course...
How about you? Click here to find your own inner hero.
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| My writing. |
| Cacoa is sweeter than chocolate. |
| Sexy Rosa! |
| Mo is back! Yay! |
| Boz! No explanation needed. |
| Monique really is My New Best Friend. |
| Sara is wonderful! She has bad taste in men. |
| Pretty fly for a white guy, Peter is hilarious. He's a good writer too. |
| Kim is a great broad, greatly abroad. |
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| Laura loves Aquaman. Don't be jealous. She's also smart, funny and reads comics! |
| Marci once used a midget as a coffee table. She is my favoritest human alive. |
| Light Gwen's wick and then run, she's Dynamite! |
| Curious about weird? Or weird about curious? |
| Lux is not as shy as you might think. |
| Sunshine and farts! |
| Hey, you sass that hoopy Zann? There's a frood who really knows where her towel is! |
| She is woman! |
| Kat is smart. Kat is funny. Kat rules my world. |
| Eurotrash comes from the UK. I want to marry her. |
| The only time I've ever wished I were a bastard. The Mad Dater! |
| Welcome to the bitchfest MOFO! Read her, she's funnier and cooler than me. |
| Vanessa makes me smile. And damn is she funny. |
| I think her name means none or nothing. Nada O Nil. I barely know her, but I think I love her already.. |
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| The Umpire! |
| The squipper is gone. Long live the squipper! |
| I think Mayagirl is my political conscience. I don't know if that's good or bad or what. |
| She is unraveling the enigma, one mystery and riddle at a time. |
| He's Rebel Leady Boy, Jonnie! |
| Nietzscheswife's has one of the most interesting brains I've ever encountered. |
| Pramila lives in another world, eerily like my own. |
| Error 404 is amazing. |
| Joe is always funny and nice. |
| Maeve is one hell of a witch. That's a compliment. |
| WH and BM are hilarious! WH is also a musician. |
| Beautiful and sweet, and she likes Vonnegut! |
| Ain't nothing sweeter than Khandi. |
| A friend from work who is also a damn good musician in the Aphex Twin sphere. |
| My favorite artist, Mike Mignola, and his greatest creation, Hellboy. |
| Seanbaby |
| Funny news! |
| Comic |
| SEX! |
| Parental Advisory STRONGLY Suggested. |
| I farking love this site. |
| Filthy News. |
| The greatest cheese ever made, Wild Morel Mushroom and Leek Monterey Jack Cheese. You must worship. |
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Friday, March 12, 2004 ::
Juicing Up
I won't lie. I love to argue. It's one of the greatest things in the world. So when I find something good, especially something where I'm on the minority side, I attack it and chew it like a dog!
Steroids. Major League Baseball is going to start doing random testing, which I think is stupid. I have no problem with people using everything at their disposal to be the best players possible. And for those who think it's cheating or, god forbid, ruining the integrity of the game, I say, what fucking integrity?
Sara said that it's not fair, that other players would feel the pressure to use steroids, just to keep up. But I say bullshit. Number 66, Pittsburgh Penguin Mario Lemiuex, one of the most talented hockey players ever on the ice, doesn't use any drugs, well, chemotherapy drugs. And yet, do other players feel the need to use drugs to compete with his incredible talent? Even if they did, would it help? Can any amount of drugs create talent? Barry Bonds might be juicing up, but does that MAKE HIM hit the ball. Sara says that if he is juicing, it diminishes his accomplishments. I say again bullshit, the steroids didn't hit the ball. The steroids don't catch a ball in the right field.
Players today have better diets, better equipment, better exercise routines, to build speed, strength and increase skill, than players did even 20 years ago. Is this any more fair to other players? What about if a player has knee replacement and comes back? Is that fair? What if a guy had to have a steel rod placed in his arm, or an elbow replacement? Is he better than those that haven't? Is that fair?
In other words, why not? Why shouldn't players do everything in their power to become better players?
:: Paul 6:35:00 PM [+] ::
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Killing me roughly
The toilet paper at my work is called Ecosoft. I don't know whether anyone else has this issue at their job, but the only thing soft about this stuff is that if you were to throw it at someone, it wouldn't do lasting damage. This stuff is the paper equivalent of razor blades. I think I need a stainless steel asshole just to get the job done with this stuff. I'm wondering if it's this horrible to discourage people from visiting the bathroom during working hours.
For that matter, I don't know what's ecological about it, maybe it's because they just rip the bark off the trees and then fold it into sheets to make it, instead of pressing it and I dunno, making it soft. This stuff is horrible. The thing is, if it's bad for me, it's gotta be worse for women. Course all women do is dab right, you don't practically gouge the skinI'm thinking of bringing wetnaps to work, cause I'll be damned if I'll buy soft paper that other people will get to use. I hate people. And I hate people leeching off of me even more.
:: Paul 6:04:00 PM [+] ::
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Tuesday, March 09, 2004 ::
Happiness is a huge gut
Weighing in at 187.00 lbs., PAUL! At his heaviest weight EVER! Being happy has made me lazy and fat. Along with getting Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles, reading, cable and a lack of money, not to mention the horrible weather not making me want to go outside. I am attempting to lose at least 20-30 lbs., and Sara would love to see me have a six-pack of ab muscles so that she can show me off to all her gay friends. I am attempting to improve myself, though not with diet.
My roommate Charlie, who has weighed more than me since I've known him, is now 175. Making him 10 lbs lighter than myself. I am a lunchbox. And not in a good way, like my Hulk, Evil Dead or Hellboy. More like I'm full of food, square and sometimes heavier than I need to be.
Side note. Old lunchboxes were made of iron and lead, and could double as a weapon or protection in case of nuclear fallout.
:: Paul 10:33:00 PM [+] ::
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The only job I want begins with blow
I always eschewed salaried positions because I hate the idea of working more then 40 hours a week. Even if I had that much work, I love my free time. Also, working more than 40 negates how much more money I'd be making than if I were in an hourly job. But now, I'm beginning to see how good it would be to have one. As I am currently lacking for work at my 40-hour a week job, I'm becoming more and more annoyed and more and more desperate to find a position elsewhere that has enough for me to do. I hate this, the hunt for a good job. I don't know what makes me a job pariah, but it's beginning to become discouraged. I've seen people with far less skill and experience get jobs that have passed me by. I'm wondering if I should begin the hustle, lie on my resume, pretend to be something I"m not. I always hated sales positions, too, and now I'm wondering if I should go for them anyway.
In other words, I get to work at 8:30, and I'm done with my work at 9:00. And I can't even dick around at work anymore because I'm being looked at by my boss. I hate this job and it makes me want to kill people.
:: Paul 10:25:00 PM [+] ::
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The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa.
Belief-O-Matic then lists another 26 faiths in order of how much they have in common with your professed beliefs. The higher a faith appears on this list, the more closely it aligns with your thinking.
How did the Belief-O-Matic do? Discuss your results on our message boards.
1. Hinduism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (91%)
4. Liberal Quakers (89%)
5. Neo-Pagan (82%)
6. Orthodox Quaker (79%)
7. Mahayana Buddhism (75%)
8. Secular Humanism (75%)
9. Bahá'í Faith (69%)
10. Seventh Day Adventist (69%)
11. New Age (67%)
12. Theravada Buddhism (65%)
13. Jainism (64%)
14. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (63%)
15. Sikhism (62%)
16. Taoism (62%)
17. Eastern Orthodox (61%)
18. Roman Catholic (61%)
19. Nontheist (59%)
20. Reform Judaism (55%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (52%)
22. New Thought (50%)
23. Islam (49%)
24. Scientology (47%)
25. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (44%)
26. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (34%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (34%)
:: Paul 9:18:00 PM [+] ::
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